H. Hsu Word Salad


Hott for Hillary
July 18, 2007, 10:25 pm
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A friend asked me for my take on Hilary Clinton. 
He said something to the effect of: "I haven’t met other women who wanted Hilary (or any female) for President. Someone (a woman!) said that she ‘might push the button when she’s on the rag.""

That kind of illogic does not even merit a response.  Ladies and gentlemen, please do not enter a battle of wits completely unarmed. It’s demeaning and inefficient for all involved.

First of all, there is the biological fact that Senator Clinton has a 20+ year old child and is likely post-menopausal, thus so there is no ‘rag’ to speak of. 
If that is not obvious, perhaps one should take a refresher course in high school human biology.
Secondly, she obviously managed to function pretty damned well as an attorney for her entire adult life despite hormone fluctuations.
Yeah, OK, OK I know what it’s like to blimp into a speckled pumpkin every few weeks or so, and get sappier than usual… but I’d bet money my judgment exceeds that of your average man on the street by a good many standard deviations even on the worst PMS of my life.

Amigo, surely you must be speaking to women either a) inbred or otherwise on the shallow end of the proverbial gene pool  or b) they were pulling your leg or c) they were trying to act as if they had big huevos to impress the dudes

Senator Clinton has been doing a good not perfect job, which is still a HELL of a lot more than I can say for most congresspeople with their pants at their ankles and their whole heads in corporate pockets and their hypocrisy oozing outta their ears.  Senator Clinton, unlike Dubya, is not most frequently seen out jogging, at the ranch,playing with dogs, or bicycling.  Senator Clinton has manged to raise bright and productive child who unlike Dubya’s tots, has managed to stay mostly out of the tabloids and away from the bottle. 
I’ve got my beef with some of her stances, but I am careful about criticizing those who are clearly far more capable than I am.
Hillary critics- take a look in the mirror. Think before you speak. 
Don’t be a hater just ‘coz she can run circles around you…

Whilst its true that one can’t write a Reggaeton or R & B song for a white girl name like Hilary Rodham Clinton- ya sure can write a respectable country song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sudw4ghVe8




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