H. Hsu Word Salad


info from the fountain
March 13, 2006, 10:20 pm
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Folks are studying the use of strategic tapeworms to cure your allergies. no joke.

earthworms are an inexpensive and all natural way to clear toxic soil…such as that nasty sludge everywhere in New Orleans right now

If you haven’t  had a major psychiatric breakdown by age 30 odds are good you’re in the clear. whew, No psychosis for me.

I’m told that the experience of using LSD is basically a lot like what a schizophrenic experiences…but less so and only temporarily. Hmmm.  You know in the 70’s all the hippie shrinks would do "experiential" stuff to help them get in touch with and understand their clients.

There are human "chimeras". People who are technically like two different people with 2 whole sets of DNA

adding tomatoes too soon to your grilling onions will inhibit the cooking and softening of the onions due to that odd acid effect

teflon is hella bad for you, it’s in our bodies and it’s in like 90% of human infants already.  I know it means more scrubbing-but for god’s sake get out that cast iron and stainless steel & toss the coated stuff!

I once had a dermoid cyst which is basically a random tumor (get your annual check out EVERY year people).  It was scary big and required surgery.  I learned that such cysts can even grow hair or teeth. Never did get a pathology report on whether mine had such features.  I sure would like some healthy  new teeth (in the proper orifice though).

I am related to Genghis Khan. For real. But then again a lot of people were, apparently they’ve traced a LOT of DNA back to those conquering mongols. So my Hungarian dorm mate once pointed out that we are related since the Mongols took over Hungary too for quite awhile.

Abusive men often first become abusive when their lady is pregnant. Sadly, pregnant women are at a very elevated risk for abuse and being a victim of outright homicide.  Look up the stats, it’s true and the pattern is quite consistent.

All of you guys out there started out as fetus girls. So womyn are the human prototype.
Why the heck else do you think you guys have nipples for? To  hang piercings?!

So lots of people know that XYY chromosone is BAD, very bad and you end up most likely in jail. But I just found out this year that XXXX chromosone exists too and often creates learning disabilities.

the black bears in Yosemite and the extra large coyotes there are pretty much only interested in your food. They’re beautiful creatures and you best stay away…but one of the only animal fatalities involved a lovely mule deer and an overzealous bambi lover.

The goldfinches have reappeared at my backyard feeder to add their fabulous flitting plumage to my permanent residents (stellar jay/house sparrow/woodpecker/mourning dove/hummingbirds/purplefinch/chickadee).  SO although it doesn’t feel like it as I sit here bundled in 3 layers of fleece, Spring must be coming very soon!  The migration is coming through.
The red winged blackbirds are also setting up their mating perches and posts and calling out near the Lake where I run and the trail where I bike.
So as much as life sucks right now (3rd year of a senseless and criminal war),
Spring is neigh,
rebirth is imminent,
I need a vacation,
but for now I have my birds and my man and my plants.

And I ran wearing gloves and 4 tops in the freezing Saturday morn with friends, near the bayline of sparkling waters and a wall of wind that pushed us backwards. A mere 5K in a rather unimpressive 32 minutes-but it was fun and felt great to start brushing off some of my winter rustiness and weight.
Next race: Triathlon? Muddy Buddy? Bay to Breakers? Lake Tahoe Relay….?




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